tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172285466289881050.post2043750422037560171..comments2023-10-31T05:14:06.482-07:00Comments on Bourbon, Bastards, and Birds.: I Don't Have A Social Life AnymoreSeagull Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01851438505719552645noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172285466289881050.post-29495790269285526432010-04-09T02:36:03.306-07:002010-04-09T02:36:03.306-07:00You know what's worse?
You sit down - so to s...You know what's worse?<br /><br />You sit down - so to speak - behind a bush, next to a rock, whatever structure it is that gives you cover, and place your camera on the ground three feet away to make sure it doesn't get, you know, ...stains from the ocean's spray.<br />And while you sit there, absolutely still, not moving much, (usually) not making much sound, the rarest and most skulking bird of the area will come up right next to you and perch right there, out in the open just a few yards away in perfect light and setting for a killer photograph, while your blinkin' camera is an inch or two out of reach und you just can't fucking move for obvious reasons!!!<br /><br />That's happened quite frequently - to friends who told me, not myself of course - so nowadays I ... er ... THEY usually risk the staining of the optics rather than placing them too far off.Jochenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10852825311605464857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7172285466289881050.post-35056757356047817632010-04-08T23:07:26.331-07:002010-04-08T23:07:26.331-07:00i have an excellent pooping in the field story, bu...i have an excellent pooping in the field story, but well, i um, am leaving it at that. <br /><br />Sweet broad-billed! But the trash sucks.Johnny Nutcasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08429848435564779353noreply@blogger.com