Getting Incredible Kicks

This is the sort of thing good birders get into behind closed doors. This heinous act of birder on birder action was documented by Samantha Marois.

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know." - Hunter S. Thompson

Hey nerds, just wanted to say thanks for making February BB&B's highest traffic month ever! In gratitude, I give you this picture.

What does this have to do with birding? One of these people is an active member of a state bird records committee, the other a high ranking staff member of the increasingly mysterious Global Birder Ranking System. I shit you not.

Hopefully I have disturbed you deeply. Have a great weekend!