The Most Beautiful Baby

This is what my child would look like. She's a real looker, no?

Last night I dreamt I was visiting an old friend, Jessi Hallman, out on Kauai. I havent seen her in years. She informed me that we had had a child since last time I saw her. The child was actually a red-tailed tropicbird. Then we went and partied in her dorm, because she was still in college for some reason. Awesome dream.